| S1 - Episode Nº 1 - Identity |
- Sam: The window is blowing into the car, not out. The kidnapper fired a shot. Callen: McGuire wasn't killed in the crash. He was executed.
- Callen: What are you, my mother or something?
- Sam: You could use one.
- Hetty: Mr. Callen, you're not due back for a month.
- Callen: I missed your sunny smile, Hetty.
- Nate: Got a note from your doctor?
- Callen: You're my doctor, Nate.
- Nate: Yeah. I just get to play around inside your head though.
- Callen: Uh-huh.
- Nate: How's the rest of you? Aches, pains, insomnia?
- Callen: Yeah. All of that...before I got shot.
- Callen: Would I live in a place like this?
- Sam: Well, that's why I'm showing you. To see if you want to live here.
- Callen: Does it have a jacuzzi?
- Sam: If it does, I'll drown you in it!
- Sam: You've never gotten a *single* birthday card?
- Callen: Nope...What? It's not a big deal.
- Sam: I'm definitely getting you a birthday card this year.
- Callen: Great, make sure you put some money in it.
- Sam: How about a personality in it?
- Kensi: Alright, enough with the look already. I'll go. And I will take our trained expert operational psychologist for backup.
- Nate: I love field work. Do I get to carry a gun.
- Kensi: Yeah...No! I don't think we're expecting much from a grieving family.
- Nate: Can I still carry a gun? Maybe one of those ankle holsters...maybe that would make me walk funny.
- Kensi: You already walk funny, Nate.
- Callen: It's just that in three years, you've never called me "G."
- Hetty: It's not a name. It's a letter. Now, if you were to tell me what it stands for...
- Callen: No one ever told me.
- Sam: You feeling lucky?
- Callen: After last time, not particularly.
- Luis Perez: Who are you?
- Callen: Frank Hanley. I'm a lawyer.
- Luis Perez: A lawyer needs a bodyguard?
- Callen (chuckles) No. Oh, the big guy? Big guy's actually a client. Works in the Defense department. Civilian analyst.
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| S1 - Episode Nº 2 - The Only Easy Day |
- Hetty "Your psychological analysis is an invaluable asset to our team, Nate."
- Nate "Thanks, Hetty."
- Hetty "But your stand up needs some work. Save it for Mic night."
- Sam "I really look forward to having Dom as a partner."
- Callen "You'd miss me. I complete you."
- Hetty "I criticize. I scold. I chastise. I've even torn someone a new one, but I never mock. You, Sam Hanna, are more than this job, and much more than a SEAL."
- Nate: What is the world coming to when a drug dealer isn't safe in the comfort of their own fortified homes?
- Hetty: Your, uh, psychological analysis is an invaluable asset to our team, Nate.
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| S1 - Episode Nº 3 - Predator |
- Kensi "I'm the best first date girl in town, I mean I bring my A game; funny, flirty, charismatic, tasteful."
- Sam "Like me."
- Callen "And the second?"
- Kensi "The second date, antsy, bored, distant, impatient, irritable."
- Sam "Like G."
- Hetty "Few men know how to deal with a smart, strong, independent woman. They say they want a soul mate to share their hopes and dreams with; but all they really want is a substitute mommy."
- Nate "Okay, as a professional psychologist, i have to completely.....
- Hetty "Nate, sit down!
- Nate "Cool, I'm going to sit."
- Sam "So, what are we this time, a couple of salesmen who got lost, maybe some guys looking for an old collage buddy?"
- Callen "How about we're two armed federal agents trying to apprehend a terrorist."
- Sam "Oh yeah."
- Callen "Bad news is our only lead in this case is dead. Good news is you're off the hook for date number two."
- Kensi "Sure, hop on the Kensi abuse train while there's still room."
- Kensi (as Razor Mantis) "I will consider answering your question once the guy to your left stops IM-ing you about my bra size."
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| S1 - Episode Nº 4 - Search and Destroy |
- Sam: Shrinks got a term for that, doc?
- Nate: Yeah. Really screwed up.
- Walton Fynn: And someday, we'll both live in the burbs. Barbecue with our neighbors and coaching Little League.
- Callen: I don't know. Teaching your son to play baseball sounds pretty idyllic.
- Walton Fynn: Yeah, it does. But that's why we do what we do. So others can live those lives.
~ - CALLEN (watching tattoo artist working on a topless female customer with her back to them): What was your first like?
- SAM: We're talking tats, right?
- CALLEN: Yeah, we're talking tats.
- SAM: San Diego, sixteen, nervous as hell, didn't really know what to expect. Afterwards, I just kinda felt like a man , you know. I don't know how else to explain it.
- CALLEN: We're talking tats, right?
- SAM: Yeah.
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| S1 - Episode Nº 5- Killshot |
- Dom: I think I lost the button.
- Sam: You lost the button?
- Dom: The camera button.
- Nate: Whoa. You lost Hetty's camera button?
- Dom: (speechless. Looks around, worried.)
- Sam: Well, where'd you lose it?
- Dom: If I knew, it wouldn't be lost.
- Callen: It's gotta be around here somewhere.
- Sam: We gotta find that button.
- Nate: (accusingly) How could you lose Hetty's camera button?
- Sam: Just-- look under there.
- Nate Okay, okay.
- Dom: Oh, no. Hetty's gonna kill me.
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| S1 - Episode Nº 6 - Keepin' It Real |
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| S1 - Episode N° 7 - Pushback |
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| S1 - Episode N° 8 - Ambush |
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| S1 - Episode N° 9 - Random On Purpose |
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| S1 - Episode N° 10 - Brimstone |
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| S1 - Episode N° 11 - Breach |
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| S1 - Episode N° 12 - Past Lives |
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| S1 - Episode N° 13 - Missing |
- (Kensi hands over the on-board camera from Dom's car.)
- Kensi: Ty, could you look at this?
- Ty: Aw, poor little fellow. Who'd want to shoot you?
- Kensi: You talk to your computer parts?
- Ty: Do you talk to your plants when you water 'em?
- Kensi: Just my orchids, but they can be tricky.
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| S1 - Episode N° 14 - LD50 |
- Callen: Sam sees the glass as half full. I see it as half empty. That's why we make a good team. (rapidly) Kensi, on the other hand, drinks right out of the bottle; Nate wonders why it has to be a glass; and Eric usually breaks the glass by putting his feet up on the table.
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| S1 - Episode N° 15 - The Bank Job |
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| S1 - Episode N° 16 - Chinatown |
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| S1 - Episode N° 17 - Full Throttle |
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| S1 - Episode N° 18 - Blood Brothers |
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| S1 - Episode N° 19 - Hand-to-Hand |
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| S1 - Episode N° 20 - Fame |
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| S1 - Episode N° 21 - Found |
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| S1 - Episode N° 22 - Hunted |
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| S1 - Episode N° 23 - Burned |
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| S1 - Episode N° 24 - Callen, G. |
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